Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Stolen inflatable colon found in vacant home, Kansas City police say

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A giant inflatable colon that was stolen from the University of Kansas Cancer Center nearly two weeks ago has been found, police said.