Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: The Physics of Falling Into a Black Hole

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This week, newspapers reported that a man had fallen into an art installation consisting of an 8-foot-deep circular hole painted black. It's kinda not his fault.