Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Clue fans, here’s scientific proof that it was Colonel Mustard with a candlestick

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When we last heard from Eve Armstrong one year ago today, she was a postdoc at the BioCircuits Institute at the University of California, San Diego, musing mathematically about what would have happened if she had asked one Barry Cottonfield to her high school prom in 1997. Today, she is a postdoc at the Computational … Continue reading Clue fans, here’s scientific proof that it was Colonel Mustard with a candlestick